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Drudge Report Banned By U.S. Attorney’s Office; Of all the millions of websites floating around in cyberspace, it seems that the U.S. Attorney’s office in Massachussetts has decided that The Druge Report is the most dangerous. Of course, not all U.S. attorney’s offices have come to this conclusion, just Massachussetts. Apparently, Drudge’s site is full of viruses that could potentially bring down the United States as we know it. That, or whatever screwball reasoning they used. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on. Employees at the office could potentially find something unpleasant about Barack Al-Obama, and it might actually influence what they think of the imposter. But this lame attempt to stifle freedom of information will just stand to fuel the fire of freedom, and at the same time probably give Drudge’s site a boost in visitors. The left is starting to crumble (and wasn’t that the design according to Karl Marx?), and the left isn’t sure what to do. Marx’s idea was that when socialism crumbled, communism was supposed to fill the void. Socialism was just a “bridge”, never intended to last. Well the Dems can’t play the commie card now and pull it off, so they’re at a loss as to what to do. All Republicans have to do is step up and take power. Step on up. Anybody?